It's nearing the end of summer, and I've been thinkin' that it might be about time to break my schedule and do somethin' different--a little recharge and refresh break for me. Here are a few programs I'm *not really* considering from different retreat centers across the country:
Radical Self-Loathing: Free Your Inner Bitch!
Total Sugar and White Flour Diet: Ride the Waves of Cotton Candy Cloudy Thinking and Mood Swings Galore.
Inner Critic Boot Camp: Really Give it to Yourself!
Exploring Inner Poverty: How feeling worthless helps you to let go of your dreams (You never would have succeeded anyway...) A Support Group for Loosers.
How to Stay Single for the Rest of Your Life (and Tell Yourself that You Enjoy it when You Don't)
No You (It's Better this Way): Get so Thin that You Practically Disappear.
Yoga for Your Nude Photoshoot.
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